- Fuel consumption is carefully monitored and reported (along with other data) to Google. Google

You may have seen the hilarious text "If Apple made cars ..." with circulation on the web? (If not http://tinyurl.com/cd2rcsh) Wrote my own from the perspective of Google would do it, enjoy! (Mod: Feels like the wrong forumdel, but could not write in the Lounge. Relocate or discard the thread otherwise.)
- Google Car is Open Source and function (1) at all (2) pathways (3). (1) Google Car is ad-supported and therefore can not be claimed. Customer can ev. accessed from the selected units at tel (+1) 800-FCK-YSLF weekdays from 4:38 to 04:39 (only Halebop customers with area code 077). (2) Dirt Track Compatibility requires the latest Google Car 8.1.9.415 Smelly Hamburger Lollipop Sandwich and released possibly to your car within 9 month. (3) Top speed, foam factory accessibility and availability varies greatly depending on the model and vägoperatörers limitations.
- Google Open Radio car stereo foam factory that takes in the whole world audio broadcasts, although private and encrypted Skype calls from unsecured wireless networks in your vicinity. Intrusive frequently broken the advertising messages based on your passenger's foam factory email history from their private Gmail accounts.
- Google Launches Google Petrol - own gas stations with free gasoline. After a year there are no other gas stations left, even though Google's quality of gasoline is significantly worse and damaging engines with more than four cylinders. Six months foam factory later, closes Google overnight all stations without warning. "Gasoline is no longer in Google's interest."
- A Google account foam factory is required to fill up the car. The User Agreement may Google unrestricted right to "anonymously" to record all communications in the car and constantly track the car's foam factory location in order to deliver more accurate ads.
- Fuel consumption is carefully monitored and reported (along with other data) to Google. Google's service is free, so no one cares about that consumption is 8 liters / mil. The idea is little to encourage frequent visits to Google Petrol stations where advanced cameras in the store follows your eye movements and ranks the items you looked at based on a secret advanced algorithm (Extremely Closed Source Algorithm). All purchases are recorded and processed by Google Checkout.
- Previously, Google had a deep and lucrative partnership with Volkswagen AG. Google CEO sat empty in VW's board of directors and had deep insight into Audi's highly confidential foam factory project "FlyCar" foam factory - which later revolutionized foam factory the world and took all other automakers in bed with the world's first viable anti-gravity engine. 18 months before Audi FlyCars launch was founded Project Car with Google that Google had "come across" a mysterious prototype labeled "FlyCar".
- Google buys General Motors far exceeding the market price in a desperate attempt to learn how to produce competitive cars. Fiasco, no one is buying GM's (Google Motors foam factory ) cars when they cost money. Already in the first year dismissed 50% of the employees, the year after the majority of the rest.
- It would in no way be limited to reconfigure / redesigned by the owner. Results: 95% lacks airbags, 86% have set off the brakes, 58% have replaced the windshield with Facebook homescreen and only see their friends' activity rather than oncoming traffic.
- Under the hood, you can easily change the gas tank. Many Chinese pirates offering cheap replacement thoughts that tend to explode at temperatures above 20 C. Since the hood has to go to appear, it often breaks foam factory the touch and comes off happily at speeds above 45 km / h
- The steering wheel was replaced with Google Auto Drive : You - "Take me home!" Auto Drive - "Sure! After we visit the Paid Advertiser of the Day Based on Your Presumed Interests" BILTEMA "for at least 45 minutes"
- Models of all types and price levels available. After a few months, foam factory a new version of the software with important security and bug fixes, improved handling, better fuel consumption and new features and functions - but your car is not compatible yet and will get the upgrade in 12-18 months, foam factory if at all. You are forced to buy a new car even though this is only 3 months and get up to 25% of what you just paid for it.
- Standard engine in the premium models, a 12-liter 1200 hp that draws 45 liters / mil. Luckily, there is the cheap exchange thoughts. But because the car weighs 5 tons and is made for road, mountain, and water running is top speed of just 14 km / h
- Each new generation models have different fuel, wheel size, number of seats, load capacity, ground clearance, instruments, controls and software versions. It is completely impossible to produce extra equipment and accessories that work acceptably on all models, so Google Car owners will have to settle with barely usable universal accessories foam factory that often fall off or crash the system on E4. All accessories must be free to attract Google Car owners - the accessories are lousy me